THE WORLD IS YOURS… TONY MONTANA
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My mom says I’ll always be in less trouble if I tell the truth and don’t lie .
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
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Reblog if you have waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out.
This is my life.
For some reason I always have to pee D:
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When I’m about to ask my parents something
and I go up to them like
And they’re like
“WHAT?”
I’m like
damn nevermind
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That beautiful moment when you’re in a restaurant and you see your food coming
then it turns out that its going to the table next to you.
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when you hear the word “sex”
when your parents say it
when your friends say it
when the teacher say it
when someone HOT says it
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